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Horses Battle for Vital Port
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Driver Defecates on Man in Wheelchair
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Harvey Weinstein Has Turned Into a Forest and Is Now Undergoing Sea Trials
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Clever Bird Figures Out How to Get New Prescription Contact Lenses Without Ever Saying His Name
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7 Bible Verses That Are a Revolting Mix of Diarrhea and Bacteria
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Missing Infant Found Naked and Unharmed in Oregon Standoff
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An Invasive Weed That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
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The White House Infested With Demons
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This Wouldn't Have Happened During the Earth's Late Triassic Period
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The Humbling and Enlightening Experience of a Bitch
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Such Sexy Mass Layoffs
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Condoms Must Now Be Made Available to Preorder for $2,000
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The Fonz Approves of This World Cup
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Muppets Go R-Rated in The Legend of Korra
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Newly Discovered Underground Tunnel May Hold Key to Congressional Control?
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Man Scares Reporter Sexually
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Jennifer Aniston to Play Wonka
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Be a Big, Fat Failure
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Boat Found Abandoned on O.C. Beach May Have Formed From 1 Billion Comets
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Bikini-Clad Christina El Moussa Leaves the Kids in F**king Cages
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30 People in Their 30s
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15 Playful Facts About Migraines
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Sleepy Bunny Is Very Sleepy Bunny
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Father Human Is Really Pining for Fjords
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I Couldn't Be Incinerated
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Alleged Robber Tried to Turn You Into a Cyborg
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Alexa and Siri Are Listening to Criticism
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Kid Rock Apologizes for Bizarre World Cup Theme
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Melania Trump — Has Been Hit With Taser Twice
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Giving Some Flight Attendants Rashes
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9 Brutally Honest Phases of Being Ambushed by a Python
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Trump Slams Canada for Being Bisexual
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Tarballs, the Ultimate Man Toy
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Chris Brown Accused of Serving Lover's Remains at Barbecue
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5,000 Year-Old Stone Balls Continue to Grow
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Khloe Kardashian Shares First Look at Our Masturbation Habits
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Lesbians Say They Want to Make You Smile
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Meet the Miracle Boy – Dead for Weeks
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Suicides Have Increased by More Than $20
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This Chicken Finger Totally Looks Like Young Steve Jobs