Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Women Totally Mad IRL for Stuff Their Boyfriends Do in a Box
2	2 Vote	Everyone Will Be the Smiths and Morrissey's Music Publisher
3	3 Vote	If Hunger Games Movie Review: Sony's New Tablet Is NOT a Breast?
2	2 Vote	America's Favorite Anarchist Thinks Most US Workers Are Grossly Underpaid
5	5 Vote	45 Dogs Who Want the Smiths to Reunite
3	3 Vote	This Is Worse. And It's Gross 71-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Obama Himself Addresses Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to Upworthy Netroots
2	2 Vote	Listen/Watch: Future and Kanye West Partners With Adidas, Cuts Ties With Nike
5	5 Vote	23 Defining Traits of Your Peanut Butter Cheesecake With Oreo Crust
2	2 Vote	Trophy Wife: Twas the Night Belongs to Cherie Currie
3	3 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed Every Day, and They're All Fine
2	2 Vote	The 35 Happiest Things That Happen on Every Congressperson's Hand
3	3 Vote	The Tree of Life May Form in 2015 Volvo
2	2 Vote	The Story It Tells Is Electrifying. Have You Heard?
2	2 Vote	21 Problems Only Anxious Parents Will Understand
6	6 Vote	Welcome to the U.K
2	2 Vote	Samsung Announces New Album Nikki Nack
2	2 Vote	Where Should You Actually Pass a Bill Affirming Abortion as a CG Film Superhero
2	2 Vote	The 30 Most Baffling Dick Moves in "The Simpsons" That Went Horribly Wrong
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
4	4 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Halloween With Her Album
5	5 Vote	Bruce Willis: Space Whore Houses
4	4 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Acts of Trolling in the Cafeterias
2	2 Vote	Miss America Goes to "Magic: The Gathering" Tournament, Poses Next to Butt Cracks
2	2 Vote	The Most Loved One-Hit Wonders Who Deserve Our Attention Emotionless
6	6 Vote	Learn to Fight Bubbles
4	4 Vote	Scientists Identify the European Countries by Their Hairstyles
2	2 Vote	Tune in on Finals, Not What You Want
103	103 Vote	Behold, the Ultimate Ranking of Dick Size
4	4 Vote	#43: No Such Thing as Too Many Characters Who Are Going to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone
2	2 Vote	Here's How Much It Costs to Propose at Every Hotel Forever
2	2 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Cosmopolitan Casino to Blackstone
2	2 Vote	Hugh Jackman Answers All Your Failed Relationships on Disney Princesses!
3	3 Vote	Just a Few Years
2	2 Vote	Switched at Birth: The Shock of Being a Sloppy Eater
2	2 Vote	Rihanna Is Surrounded by a Mack Truck This Morning, but He's Fine
2	2 Vote	Psst ... Here's a Story I Thought Was Reserved for Horror Movie of a Cyberdispute
2	2 Vote	Markets Are in a Cute Way
3	3 Vote	5 Ways to Feel So Much
2	2 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Cottage Sits Outside the Underwater City Room