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1	1 Vote	Never Doubt Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
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1	1 Vote	50,000 Generations of Family Photos?
1	1 Vote	Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now Using the Socratic Method
1	1 Vote	13 Awesome Childhood Toys That Made Republicans "Look Bad"
1	1 Vote	The Pilot Script for Alfonso Cuarón's Believe Is Now Stuck in Earth Orbit
1	1 Vote	The Making of the Closet
1	1 Vote	ASUS Serves Up Jaw-Dropping Betrayal
1	1 Vote	Spend Your Startup's Money: A Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	A Modest Proposal for the Benevolent Empress of a Lot of Cardboard Cutouts
1	1 Vote	Google Already Had to Deal With a Spray of Vinegar
1	1 Vote	Romney Initially Refuses to Die!
1	1 Vote	A Piano Makes a Billionaire Fear Genocidal Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants to Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	7 Foods and Snacks From the Terri Schiavo Case
1	1 Vote	Why Add Zombies to Classic Literature When Real Life Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	The Deadly Side of Time Paradoxes
1	1 Vote	This MIT Professor Has Her Sassy Pants On, and She's Finally Acting Like a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Give Away Steven Moffat's Next Plot Twists!
1	1 Vote	Confession: I Don't Like How You Will Die
1	1 Vote	Dating Tips From Kanye West's New Album
1	1 Vote	A Prison in Your Lonely Heart
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Confession Not a Democracy KILLER
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Died of Brain Activity
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Is the World's Longest Domino Chain Made of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	New Brain Stimulation Technique Makes You Stupid and Slow
1	1 Vote	How Not to Free Willy?
1	1 Vote	Ed Markey Has a 24-Hour Self-Destruct Timeline