Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	Ron Swanson Ice Cream Costs $225 a Scoop
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
28	28 Vote	Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny 1	1
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
4	4 Vote	Sign My Petition to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People
7	7 Vote	Iran Says It Will "Destroy the Elderly"