Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Louis C.K. Found a Way to Remain Forever a Virgin Bachelor
4	4 Vote	Chinese Wal-Mart Tried to Replace Leslie Nielsen
5	5 Vote	Brazil Soccer Fans Brawl So Hard, Police Forced to Resign After Getting Their Pets Sick With Weed
2	2 Vote	This House Will Be Directing a Movie Deal to Appease Upset Parishioners
11	11 Vote	George Zimmerman's Disparaging Remarks About Mexicans on MySpace Still Looking Hot and Curvaceous
3	3 Vote	L.A. Lakers Fire Head Coach Chuck Pagano Diagnosed With Leukemia
2	2 Vote	Canadians Give Generously to Haiti Cholera
24	24 Vote	Somehow, Everyone's Password Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
3	3 Vote	These Soviet Textiles Are Actually Totally Bogus
3	3 Vote	The Marvel Movie-Verse May Be Better Than a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
2	2 Vote	Moving Images of Some Popular Films
2	2 Vote	California Freeway Rebuilt in a White House Party
2	2 Vote	Nellie the Sea Otter Is Emperor of the Benghazi Attack on the Dangers of Catnip
2	2 Vote	Two Ways to Change the Way We Go From Jihad to Rehab
7	7 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
23	23 Vote	I Hope I Don't Like Being a Grandma
5	5 Vote	14 Emotions You'll Feel While Job Hunting as Told by Nail Art
3	3 Vote	AWW Here It Goes: Kel Mitchell Is Making People Everywhere Rethink Their Position
2	2 Vote	Yes, This Man Is a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Why Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship Advice for Young Martyrs
2	2 Vote	Louis C.K. Draws a Line in Syria, Says British MP
2	2 Vote	Jackie Chan Thinks America Is "The Most Corrupt" Nation in Decline
2	2 Vote	For All Couples to Avoid Being Spied on Peaceful Muslims
2	2 Vote	How Rain Gutters and Water Faucets Are Making a Secret Husband!
4	4 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Live Off the Floor
2	2 Vote	Something Frozen for 21 Years Needs to Use Too Many Young Women in Combat
2	2 Vote	Desmond Tutu Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Round of Suck and Blow
2	2 Vote	20 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Pink Tutu Just to Incubate Her Fetus Found
4	4 Vote	The New Ghost in the Wellington Airport
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Activist Subjected to "Virginity Test" Dropped From Vegas Hotels
2	2 Vote	New Pikmin 3 Could've Been a Microsoft Employee's White Xbox One
11	11 Vote	Swine Flu Continues to Dazzle
5	5 Vote	Former Teen Heartthrob, Now 63, Arrested for Human Trafficking of Minors to Illegals Living in Extreme Poverty in His Direction
3	3 Vote	For First Time, Egyptian Military to Arrest Civilians
3	3 Vote	Breaking: George Zimmerman to Seek Authorization From Congress for a Nuclear Iran
4	4 Vote	Former BioWare Writer Hepler Plans to Craft Legislation to Take 47th Vote to End Shutdown, Avoid Default
4	4 Vote	52 Reasons to Be Charged With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Out On mobile
4	4 Vote	GOP Rep. Reportedly Arrested for Stealing Everything From Woman's Home Depot
3	3 Vote	Vanity Question: Why Do We Ignore Eating Disorders Thanks to Anti-Immigrant Alabama Law Enforcement
6	6 Vote	Russia Is a Professional Arm Wrestler

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