Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Hey Man, All I Wanted Was a "Real Softball"
141	141 Vote	Here's How to Summon a Pineapple 1	1
104	104 Vote	Plane Drops Water Bomb on Fire Ants
6	6 Vote	Impress Everyone With a Toy
9	9 Vote	Hurricane Michael Myers
63	63 Vote	I've Seen Our Neighborhood Albino Squirrel. His Unofficial Name Is Brett Kavanagh
33	33 Vote	Rollercoasters Can Cure Homophobia
7	7 Vote	Why Pooping Can Be a Trillion-Dollar Blunder
5	5 Vote	Grandmother of the Ketchup
8	8 Vote	Never Enough Leg Room in the Morgue
152	152 Vote	The Captivating Sound of pFthhhhhT
66	66 Vote	Falcon Kicked Out of Disneyland for Smoking
93	93 Vote	The Chihuahua Is Watching Him. He's Watching the World
378	378 Vote	You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup 4	4
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog
184	184 Vote	Eyeliner on Spiders: It's for Real This Time
148	148 Vote	Bunny in a New Record for Homicides at 63,880 Deaths 1	1
125	125 Vote	Ninja Says He's Not Going Out Quietly 1	1
362	362 Vote	Buy Things for Your Empty Soul 1	1
144	144 Vote	Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
434	434 Vote	Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
543	543 Vote	Elon Musk Goes on Killing Spree
241	241 Vote	The Truth About Build-A-Bear's Day of Bloodshed 1	1
157	157 Vote	Cops Are Told to Stop Crime 1	1
184	184 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
282	282 Vote	Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode 4	4
195	195 Vote	Trump Declines to Say No Homo 1	1
6	6 Vote	Trump Expected to Be North Korean Agent
6	6 Vote	Why Wine Gives You Troll Hair
9	9 Vote	What It's Like to Be a Brain Tumor
363	363 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
5	5 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Poop and I Fell for It...