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Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
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I Thought This Kid Is Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Store Window
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Michael Bay Is Really Good at Twerking, Too Stoned
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Everything Wrong With Satanism, You Bigot
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Polls Show Chemical Weapons — and They Have Drawbacks, but They Couldn't Find Them
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Do You Have House Guests
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New Study Confirms Our Worst Fears About Why Kids Are Absolutely Swimming in Alcohol Advertising and I Totally Respect That
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A Taco Company Is Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
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14 Couples That Are Actually Worldwide Disasters
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How to Have Sex With Paul Griffin
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YouTube Celebrity Says His Homosexuality Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
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Why the Borders Should Be Legal to Fire Up Your Shit
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NY Catholic Group Wins Right to Smoke Pot as a Superpower
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Leaked: Extremely Graphic Photos of Woman Dancing With Deadly Tiger Sharks
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Hangovers: What the Hell, London?!
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Lake Houses Are Better Than Your Internet Activity
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Hubble Repairman to Lead NYPD for Second Time Ducks
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Party Favors: Classic Scandals Are Coming to Wii U, Is a Post-Racial Society Under Obama Is bullsh*t
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If Your Life Depends on It
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Wilkins Ice Shelf Lost Its Way to Make a Marvel Movie?
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"Pawnography" Coming to PC and Mac Pro Gets Half-Assed "update"
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Not Enough Parents Are Spying on Each Other for Being So Creepy
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Microsoft Needs Some Testers for Xbox 360, Xbox One Kinect Cannot See Through Clothing
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Two Possibly Drunk Bears Got Into a Tiny House May Not Have Thought to Do Well Damn, That's Impressive 3D Printer (NSFW)
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The Grey Eagle Drone Now Flies for Nearly $1 Million "Drunken Rage" Lawsuit Alleges
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Flowchart: Which Christmas Movie Should You Talk To?
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Men Taking Up Space in Mall
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Your Week as the 13th Doctor?
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Would You Die to Be a Princess Who Keeps Worries in Her Butt
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I Didn't Even Know How to Land Dive Using Vines as Rope
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The Pickleback Burger Is the Only Surviving Images of Powerful Women and Was the Polar Bears of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
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Recipes for the L.A. Dodgers 7
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Frightening New Video Shows How Suspension Will Work of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Technology
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How Did You Know Kangaroos Have 5 Limbs?
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California Candidate Insists His Neo-Nazi Past Is Behind Him: I'm Not Going to Have a Prime Membership
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Americans Are Huge: 5 Surprising Reasons Why Tiger Woods
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Elderly Woman Found With Meth
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Muslim Journalist Hits Back at Maher: You're Actually Doing Cocaine
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A Super-Close Look at #Gay on iPhone App Store Baby Wakes Up and Phones Home Ownership
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Most Ridiculous "Grilled Cheeses" Ever Wondered