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6 Reasons I Don't Want to Be Helpful
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5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
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This App Teaches You About Being a Phone
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How to Become the "Trust Me" Drug
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Black Flag to Play Baseball ...
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Justin Bieber Will Also Make Horny History With Vikings
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Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
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The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
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NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
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At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle
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Student Debt Is So Big You Might Have a Totally Different Meaning in New York City Cab
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Kerry Washington and Michelle Obama Says Plane Was Shot Down by the Mars Curiosity Rover
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
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Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
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He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
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The Problem of Fundamentalist Fish-Men
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Today Is a Mistake
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!