Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
2	2 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Calm Regional Tensions
2	2 Vote	10 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl in Disney's Into the Stands
80	80 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
2	2 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
8	8 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Reform
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
3	3 Vote	Republican Congressman Scolded and Mocked by Senior Citizens for Embrace of Ryan Gosling Movies in Public
6	6 Vote	New Van Gogh Painting Identified; Was in a World of Warcraft
3	3 Vote	Artificially Inseminated Giant Panda Gives Birth to Deluge of Twitter Jokes
7	7 Vote	Microsoft Ready for a Weed Icon?
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Megan Fox
2	2 Vote	Deep Down, Everyone Wants to Live as Woman In prison
8	8 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Vogue Magazine
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
4	4 Vote	Australia to Get Pregnant? Or Not Pregnant? There's an iPhone
4	4 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Fucking Lazy
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2

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