Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

sarahskittles

Voted Headlines

62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
115	115 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
27	27 Vote	13 Knees That Look Like Shit
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
27	27 Vote	My Daughter Shames Me Into Eating Moose Poop
36	36 Vote	What Do Luke and Han Know About Your Illness?
7	7 Vote	NASA Wants to Rent a Family on Craigslist
94	94 Vote	Good Luck Finding a Job as a Flotation Device
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
4	4 Vote	If History Was Haunted
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch

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