Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	*Clever Title Related to Monkeys?
4	4 Vote	I Am the Bus Crash
4	4 Vote	I'm GETTING READY FOR Shipping
3	3 Vote	Seriously Guys Stop Doing This?!?!
5	5 Vote	Here's What Happened in My Bathroom
3	3 Vote	The POST ABOVE ME IS a Crime
4	4 Vote	I Will Not Receive Further Updates
5	5 Vote	Just Started Playing Boardgames
4	4 Vote	I Just Can't Handle It
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Get a Divorce
3	3 Vote	Kittens Make Friends Easily
8	8 Vote	I Was an Absolute Idiot!
3	3 Vote	Poll: Would You Give Me a Middle Finger?
8	8 Vote	God Damn It, I Just Want Someone to Have a Perfect Burger
3	3 Vote	Penguins Will Be in Charge of the Community Safety
4	4 Vote	I Seriously Have No Idea What I'm Doing
3	3 Vote	What Is a Soccer Nerd
3	3 Vote	This Was an Accident
5	5 Vote	All Our Favorite Characters
3	3 Vote	Scientists Want to Burn in Hell, Do You?
325	325 Vote	Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna
6	6 Vote	Cool Kids Say "Fuck" at the Al Smith Dinner
5	5 Vote	How to Live Dangerously
4	4 Vote	Please Send Help, She's a Rebel
320	320 Vote	Just Let Me Ruin Your Life
51	51 Vote	Madonna Is Getting a Reboot
58	58 Vote	I've Got Cookies… Let's Make a Move?
7	7 Vote	Finally! A Way to Manipulate a Mom's Emotions
8	8 Vote	You Don't Have a Choice
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
137	137 Vote	A 3-Minute Clip About ... Well, Not This Guy
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
7	7 Vote	FIRST Date Ends in Surrender!
89	89 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Them
6	6 Vote	Another Horrifying Thing to Do
3	3 Vote	The Economy Is More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
8	8 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Crying
5	5 Vote	"Sexy Mathematician" Is the Stuff of Nightmares
3	3 Vote	Here Is a Death Trap
5	5 Vote	Neighbors Really Hate You