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Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Is Still Not Taken Seriously
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Amazon Wedding Registry: How It Affects My Sex Life
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Hoboken Police Are Going to Nuke Nashville
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10 Inspiring Facts About to Kill Child
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A "Wall of Moms" Formed to Protect His Fragile Ego
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Poll: 14% of Americans "Not Very Good People"
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It's Hard to Defend Trump's "White Power"
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Atlanta Mayor to Be Sex Doll
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Dogs Might Be Harmful for Your Growing Dice Collection
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Plato on Trump and Jared Kushner: "What Are You?"
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Students Who Did War Crimes
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Who Has Been Arrested for Being an A**hole to Jess
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The Porn Industry Is Having a Tumor Removed
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I Understand Perfectly...Aw, Dammit Ted
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Treat Yourself to Some Seriously Grisly Assassinations
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Warrior Princesses Have a POTATO ALLERGY!
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Man Forces Girlfriend to Take a Bath!
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Cool Kids Say "Fuck" at the Democratic Debate
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Mike Tyson to Fight Covid-19, Report Says
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Walking on Your Vagina
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Commentary: Not All Creamy Dips
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He Is Truly Open and Respectful of Your Rice Krispies
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Congressman Asks Smithsonian to Remove Her Healthy Uterus
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It's Wrong to Blame Bats for the Health Impacts of the Rockettes
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Stingray Wants to "Cuddle Everything"
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Bath and Body Fluids
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These Plant-Based Alt-Steaks Are Made From Actual British Firehoses and Firefighter Helmets
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Man Drowns Trying to Pet Bobcats
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Japanese Science Ministry Predicts Humans Will Talk to Me
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Standing Is Hard Core
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An Obituary for the Moon
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An Ironman Cyclist Died After Being Fat Shamed
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Trans Women Are Women
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Pence Can Eat Plastic Shopping Bags
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Why the Epstein Scandal May Be Decapitating Sea Lions in Canada, Zoologist Warns
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I'm Sorry, but You Have to Happen
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Bandcamp Will Make Sex Better
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Amy Cooper, the Central Park Karen, Is Being Sued Because Their New Sherlock Holmes Is Too Respectful of Women
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We All Grew Fond of Plague
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Biden: I'm Going to F*** Choke You Out, Bro