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| 53 | Kids Today Don't Know About Chocolate | 
| 57 | Disney Adds Trump Robot Strippers | 
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| 91 | Millennials Aren't Sold on the Winter Solstice | 
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| 215 | If Art Imitates Life, "Spongebob Squarepants" Is a Hate Crime | 
| 193 | We Want to Send a Single, Lame Insult to the Moon | 
| 2119 | I'd Fuck a Dragon |