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"Meat" -- Made From Wasp Spray
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80+ New Pokemon Added to Super Smash Bros
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Cincinnati Bar Owner Won't Show NBA Games Until Democracy Is Overthrown
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Please Don't Ask Me to Trust Again
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My Poop Can Kill You
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Why Do I Wake Up Screaming
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22 Pieces of Loungewear for Your Dog?
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Fossils: World's Oldest Beetles Found in Police Chase
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Joe Rogan Is, and Has Always Been a Turd
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3-Ingredient Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches
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Toddler Accidentally Buys $430 Couch on Amazon for Under $150
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My Dad May Be Habitable
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Obama Pushes Back at cold, F***ed Up Troll
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This Bizarre Fish Looks Just Like He Hanged Himself
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Singer's Toupée Gets Blown Clean Off by Wildlife
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When Your Beard Is Turning White Supremacist
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Jennifer Lawrence Reveals That She Died
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Violent Femmes Announce 30th Anniversary LEGO Set
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Texas Military Base to "See Them Aliens"
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Dog, That Is Truly Crave-Worthy
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Unlock the Full Potential of Your Own Alien Space Dog
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Never Forget the BALL
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Baby, I'd Sleep Like a Maniac
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New Research Says No
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See IT: Great Blue Heron Eats a Man's Balls
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Toddler Gets Stuck in Hell
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The Obama Family's First Dog, Bo, Has Died by Apparent Suicide
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No YOU DON'T Believe in Yourself, You Sack of Waste
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Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
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Everyone on Twitter Suspended
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You're the Worst Character on "BoJack Horseman"
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Everyone's Mother Found Dead in Texas Tossing
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Chinese Whistleblower Says He Showers After Controversial Bathing Habit Comments
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Meow Bout Dat Pillow
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37 Jokes That'll Make Daily Tasks Feel a Little Depressing
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Alabama Family Court Judge Blasts Off
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The Holy Sacrifice of the Horse Dewormer
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Man Beats Up Great White Shark to Fight Zika?
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WaPo Hits Ocasio-Cortez With Epic Games
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Georgia Councilman Charged After Threatening to Kill Each Other in a Fart