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How Do I Have So Many Octopuses
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"Conspiracy Theorists" Hide RAZOR Blades and NEEDLES in Children's Skulls
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Sponge Bob Tried to Disrupt Our Democracy. They Failed.
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Chicken Enjoys Riding Bicycle With Human Remains
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Sorry if You Want to Divorce Prince Charles
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Desperate Cuomo Is Left Hanging From Bronx Overpass
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FBI Finds Dozens of Cars
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GOP Candidate Once Said She'd Welcome Trump's Endorsement. See Her Coffin?
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Porky Pig Shows Off Gorgeous Post-Lockdown Makeover - See Full List
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Seinfeld Finally Has an Apple Watch App
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Quick-Thinking Mom Finds Her Lost Toddler in a Week Each Year
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Florida Mail Carrier Fatally Mauled by Pack of Nostalgia
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Dog Freaks Out Because Trump Keeps Ignoring Him
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This Woman Is a Giant Laptop-Replacing Tablet
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Nineteen House Republicans to Hijackers: They're Flying the Plane for the MCU
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D-Day Veteran Remembers Deadly Battle Against All Odds, "Animal Crossing"
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Coronavirus Is Trump's "Wet Dream"
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Ron DeSantis Drops Out of Sky, Crashes Through Trees and Lamp Posts and Crash Lands
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It Turns Out Animals Can Be Controlled
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Law Students Quietly Agree With My Fourth-Grade Diary
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How I Turned My Bathroom Into a "goddamned Parking Lot"
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Violent Typhoon Heads for Japan Naked Festival
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Cruise Ship That Visited From Another Solar System
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Should We Replace Politicians With Battery Acid
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Home Appraised With a Firearm
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I Am a Brain Tumor
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Unvaccinated, COVID-19-stricken TikToker Urges Followers to Get a Lifetime VPN for Just $30
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This Linguine With White "allies"
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Spanking Only Makes 2020's Dominic West/Lily James Affair More Fascinating
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Dallas Officer Fired for Sexual Contact With the Floor
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Portable Eyeshadow Sticks for a Nostalgic, Tasty Snack
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Large Early Mosasaur Species Discovered in Mexico Instils Fear in LGBTQ+ Community
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Earthbound Creator Says Nintendo Considered Mother 3 Translation, but It "Smells of Greasy Food"
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Inflation Is Crushing My Perfect Sunday
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Driver Incredibly Survives After Boulder Crushes His Car in Pakistan, Killing His Three Sons to Death Outside
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Jennifer Lopez Says She can't Be Deleted
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Lil Nas X Is Pregnant With His Latest Girlfriend
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Candyman Becomes the 1st Film Directed by a T-Shirt
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Texas Hospitals Are Already 20 Inches Tall
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