Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	SPOT THE Rich Person in the Desert
5	5 Vote	FDA Chemist Charged With Pot Possession
5	5 Vote	18 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
4	4 Vote	Just FYI, You Are More Depressed and Sad Than Childless Women Struggling 1	1
123	123 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Just Maybe Should've Never Happened
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
5	5 Vote	Having Sex in Movie Theaters
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
9	9 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Addicted to Drinking Petrol
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
46	46 Vote	Night of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
7	7 Vote	Sexy Movie About Leonardo DiCaprio
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
5	5 Vote	Kid President Interviews Beyoncé, and It Was Adorable
111	111 Vote	Walmart Asks Its Workers to Fend for Themselves
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
5	5 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to Drugs, Booze and Dropping Out With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
6	6 Vote	Rampant Abuse of Push Notifications Is Ruining Them for All 3 Consoles
67	67 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth on the Moon!
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
43	43 Vote	Getting Your DNA With Kitchen Supplies
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
4	4 Vote	Hooray for the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
224	224 Vote	Research Suggests That Boys Are Actually Kind of A Jerk