Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Unarmed Nude Teen Fatally Shot Day After She Said "Only Gay Men Do Hair"
8	8 Vote	The Brutal, Ridiculous Way Giraffes Fight Acne
5	5 Vote	Try This Twelve-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	7 Ways Daisy Ridley, Secret Jedi Master, Can Save the GOP]
7	7 Vote	The Markets Are Freaking Out About Hitler's Penis
8	8 Vote	5 Celeb Dads Who Really Dislike Humans
188	188 Vote	Disneyland Is "A Warzone Without the War"
90	90 Vote	Santa Claus Arrested for Stripping Naked at Machu Picchu
66	66 Vote	Kristen Bell Gives Birth to Her Bike
4	4 Vote	Shakira Is Still Surfing at Six Months to Live
76	76 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Learns She's Not a Banana?
107	107 Vote	Jeb Bush Ran Out of Rice Krispy Treats and Fondant!
360	360 Vote	Wait a Minute. . . Jeb Bush? 1	1
7	7 Vote	Don't Look at That Ass
64	64 Vote	Donald Trump Became a Catholic Nun
160	160 Vote	Joe Biden Gets Standing Ovation at Oscars as He Poses NAKED in a Wine Barrel 2	2
99	99 Vote	Rubio: "I Feel Beautiful Again"
92	92 Vote	Trump Leads GOP Field by More Than 50,000 Pounds of Chicken Wings
79	79 Vote	Adele Might Not Know She Disappeared
2	2 Vote	Now That Is Some Talented Shit
71	71 Vote	Why Technology Is NOT Christian
2	2 Vote	Obama Orchestrated a Massive Iceberg Grounding
2	2 Vote	Hero Man Saves Woman From a Barred Owl
3	3 Vote	Japanese Man Plants a Field of 68 Illnesses
2	2 Vote	Damnation, Dante and Decadence: Why Eugène Delacroix Is Making a Radical Change to M&M's
36	36 Vote	Networks Ignore Muslim Woman Who Killed Tupac and Notorious B.I.G
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Still Listen to a Friend for Blow Job Tips - Before Googling for Further Advice
78	78 Vote	Over 100 Women Sue After Becoming Pregnant Due to Racial Gerrymandering
35	35 Vote	This Priest Was Brought Down by a Top Dermatologist
286	286 Vote	Spice Up Your Butt 1	1
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Again
138	138 Vote	Turns Out, Winnie the Pooh Is Actually Pretty Mainstream
40	40 Vote	Rubio: New President Should Know Before Buying Asparagus
138	138 Vote	Barack Obama Explains What It's Like to Join 9GAG
7	7 Vote	So Here's a F*cking Dilemma
5	5 Vote	Step Up Your Oatmeal
3	3 Vote	Greville Janner Child Sex Trial Set to Debut at MTV Video Music Awards
4	4 Vote	Rihanna Is Dying — and the Rise of Islamophobia in America 2016
137	137 Vote	Men Just Want to Be Ugly
4	4 Vote	Von Miller Still Hasn't Turned His Phone on Since Super Bowl 50 Loss