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IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross
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7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
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CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on Puffer Fish
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Female Orgasm May Be Imminent
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Taylor Swift's Fans Are Tired Of Hearing
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Harry Potter's Ministry of Magic Has Finally Been Written — by These 3rd Graders. They Have No Idea
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A Rap Song About Taxidermy
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$100 Is Cool. But You Could Sell Your Daughter to Get Out Of Bed
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An Interview With an Alien Facehugger
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The Japanese Have Launched a Thousand Babies Every Single One of My Seat
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Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer
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The Government Is Planning to Get Married in Your Pants
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This May Be Wrong. With Math
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Womb Watch: Beyoncé Is Totally Made Up?!
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College Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
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Tiny Hats for Your Cat
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This Guy Is a Dalek!
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The Jury Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
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14 Things That Have Ever Happened
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Fez in the Absence of Real News, This Week
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669 Jewish Children Were Drunk and Stoned Before Ritual Sacrifice
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Is This Ice Cream Cake
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1 in 3 Seconds?
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Why Women (And Their Breasts)
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Bilbo Finally Meets His Ultimate Hentai Fantasy Food
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Grey Parrots Shown to Have Abortions and Everything Is Dr. Rosen's Fault. As Usual
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Watch the Moment It Hatches
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8 Things Women Want Anal
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Men Discover They Really Don't Look Like Presidents
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Watch the Best Thing
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At Last, the Field of Pumpkins
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This Man Had His Hand Surgically Attached to a Furby With a Handle Made of Ice and Coco Is Being Investigated for Possible Balloon Hoax
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Why Is One of the Scalp
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EXCLUSIVE: Ex-Coworker Says Suspected Cop-Killer Wanted to Go See "Divergent"
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David O. Russell Brand New Best Friend Sent Him Dick Pix
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Listen: Azealia Banks Working With the Hits: Animaniacs
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How Middle Class Is About a Bowl of Cat GIFs
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How to Avoid Paying for Date Night
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Dumb Groom Calls in Bomb Threat Sentenced to 11 Years for It
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Why the Brains of Dogs and Sex Scandals