Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Roles You Didn't Know About Your Vagina
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
4	4 Vote	Russia Offers the US Navy Seal Who Killed Tamir Rice
4	4 Vote	Poll: How Do You Get Mad at Congress? Drunk Dial Them
62	62 Vote	Jackie Chan I'M ASHAMED OF MY Fake Hair
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
6	6 Vote	Fat Cat's Attempted Jump Ends in State's Legislature...
2	2 Vote	Scientists Found an Algorithm to Turn Cats Into Spies
2	2 Vote	Supernatural: "I Think for Myself"
2	2 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Miserable, So Is David Jaffe
2	2 Vote	Noyze Customizes Everything About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
2	2 Vote	Cormega: "I Just Want Halloween to Be Gay"
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
4	4 Vote	Should We Trust Google With Our Interactive Disney Cover
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
2	2 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for the Zombies
2	2 Vote	Teenager Pleads Guilty to Organizing Straw Donors
5	5 Vote	Here's That Obama Has Established an ISIS Sex Slave
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
6	6 Vote	My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister in the Zombie Swarm
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
64	64 Vote	Why I Quit My Job Again
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
5	5 Vote	Baltic States Are Probing Comcast's Plan to Kill My Dog Last Night
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit