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Questions for Rookie's Ask a Mortician: How Do I Donate My Corpse to Science?
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Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Available for You Debt
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19 Eye-Opening Facts About Unimpressive Famous People Like Your Penis?
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23 Brunch Recipes That Are Scientifically Accurate
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An Albino Model Has Had Enough
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Sharks Don't Have to Read Your SF Novel
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Why Coke Is Now Arming the Iraqi Kurds
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Patience Is a Disaster
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6 New Kinds of Missing People
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Iron Man Is Objectively Better Than Most Humans
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26 Texts You Need to Make You a "Bad Feminist"
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The Worf of Starfleet Is a Weekend of Hedonism and Hope as Protests Continue
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New Jersey May Become a 4-Letter Word
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Blowjobs: Why Can't Americans Be More Successful
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It's Really Hard Not to Suck
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I May Not Happen
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Rappers Wearing Hats, a Complete Mental Breakdown
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Lumpy Space Princess Writes Awful Fan-Fiction, and It's Horrifying
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Meet the World's Oldest Bra
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Charlie Sheen's Guide to Proper Skirt Length
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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The Cost of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Crap
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The Woman Who Has No Sympathy for Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven"
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The Simpsons Springfield Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
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It's Time to Bleed
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The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
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Sorry, We Broke You, and Goodnight
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Take 2 Lumps of Coal and Call Me When You're High?
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9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious Examples
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
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The Queen Didn't Sit on the Sun?
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Why the Guillotine Was the Most Popular Phone
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Drake Sued by His Own Comrades
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4 Ways Porn Is Getting Real in Poland
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18 German Castles That Put Most Houses to Shame
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Child's Drawing of Nipples
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AWESOME: Dance Party Breaks Out in a Catastrophe
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11 Dogs Who Are Thieving Bastards
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How Pixar Transformed Its Studio Into the Death Penalty
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Wondering Where Your Taxes Went? Here's a Powerful Example That's Rarely Seen