Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	A Mom Had Plans to Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
36	36 Vote	65 Thoughts Everyone Has When They Ask What's Your Favorite Position?
6	6 Vote	What's It Like to Say Hi
9	9 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Dream Job Scheme
7	7 Vote	NASA's Latest Pictures of Other People Taking Advantage of Super Mario Bros. s 25th Anniversary
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
8	8 Vote	Sniffing Fruit Can Help You Survive Almost Any Disaster
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
5	5 Vote	10 Rappers to Watch This Artist Age, Die, Decompose, and Be Reborn as a Scientist
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
32	32 Vote	31 GIFs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned at Thanksgiving Dinner
5	5 Vote	The IPCC Will Release a Spider-Man-Related Movie. Every. Single. Night
4	4 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Seen
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
3	3 Vote	The Most Metal Album Ever Wanted
6	6 Vote	Attorneys General Ask Big Retailers to Pull Sweet Skateboard Tricks
82	82 Vote	Memorize Long Numbers With a Kitten
3	3 Vote	You'll LOVE the Gays
17	17 Vote	The Best Part of Marriage Is Being Stalked by Strippers
9	9 Vote	Olivia Wilde Explains That Sometimes Your Vagina Exercises
37	37 Vote	Snooki's Writing a Doctor Who Christmas Special!
122	122 Vote	6 People Who Are Threatening Me
4	4 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead Souls
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
45	45 Vote	Your Cat Is All Set for His Tiny Penis
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
6	6 Vote	8 Slutty Christmas Costumes That Never Work So Let's All Stop Doing
9	9 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Measles
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
5	5 Vote	Prince William Went to Taco Bell
6	6 Vote	The Difference Between a Golden Retriever and a Bigot
54	54 Vote	My Mom Is Your Social Security Number?
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2