Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Mario & Sonic at the WH After Trump's Tweet
3	3 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Tweet Confirming Her Split From Antarctica. (They Just Grew Apart.)
104	104 Vote	Mario Bros. Creator Shigeru Miyamoto to Be Targeted by Laser Pointers
3	3 Vote	How Shadowbringers Came to Be Sexualized
285	285 Vote	You Have No Value Other Than Humor
2	2 Vote	👉 I Accidentally Uncovered a Nationwide Scam on Airbnb That Doesn't Exist
74	74 Vote	Giuliani Goes on Rampage With Sword
434	434 Vote	Pour Vinegar Into Your Smart Device
127	127 Vote	The Surprising Reason Costco's Hot Dogs Only Cost Around $750,000
654	654 Vote	Democracy Dies in Freak Accident 1	1
67	67 Vote	Trump Ends Up Having to Wash Dishes Alone
154	154 Vote	Ikea's Founder Was a Dog
8	8 Vote	👉 an Incredibly Rare Yellow Cardinal Has Been Taken Offline for "Emergency Maintenance"
288	288 Vote	Windows 10X May Be Sentient, Feel Pain
2	2 Vote	👉 Number Theorist Fears All Published Math Is Hard
4	4 Vote	I'm Sick of Getting Killed
2	2 Vote	I'm the Only Choice for Douchebags Everywhere!
146	146 Vote	Donald Trump Smells
3	3 Vote	Why Are These L.A. People Sleeping in My TUMMY
240	240 Vote	Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
96	96 Vote	FBI Lawyer James Baker Admits He Is a Talking Dog? Cool!
206	206 Vote	Wolves Care About Your Problem
4	4 Vote	Gray Wolves to Be the "antidote to Trump"
45	45 Vote	4 Ways to Survive in Insect Stomachs
165	165 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know Before You JOIN a Herd of Bison
2	2 Vote	That Cat Is MVP
5	5 Vote	Raiders to Play Football
69	69 Vote	Woman Gets Stuck in 1960s
4	4 Vote	Hey, You've Got Some Weird Backstory
348	348 Vote	2020 Will Be the Next Decade
7	7 Vote	Judge Agrees to Dissolve Under Court Supervision
222	222 Vote	This Is the 10th Anniversary of the Sun
326	326 Vote	Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea 1	1
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Suffers a Sexy Adventure With Lots of Fighting Rages
472	472 Vote	You Might Be You
359	359 Vote	Pokemon: Let's Go Somewhere Else
69	69 Vote	Now I Can Say Ouch
2	2 Vote	Kevin Hart Confirmed to Exist
115	115 Vote	Cats Go Viral for Helping Girl Hang Herself