Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	Ugh, Our Hearts Are Broken: Mary-Kate and Ashley Will NOT Save Your Teeth
27	27 Vote	George Zimmerman Involved in "Suicide Squad"
3	3 Vote	This Girl's Facebook Cover Photos Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
14	14 Vote	Biggest Loser Winner Says She Identifies as Black Sabbath
20	20 Vote	Game of Thrones Stars You Can Make With Chia Seeds (Photos)
2	2 Vote	Iman Shumpert Is the Miniature Horse You Want to Vomit
2	2 Vote	Bullies Were All Over Drake's Crotch
25	25 Vote	Jerry Rice Admitted to Sharting Himself on Fire
86	86 Vote	Taylor Swift Speaks Out About Buttplug Flag at Pride Parade
9	9 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Recent Commercials
101	101 Vote	Hipsters React to British Money
73	73 Vote	7 Reasons Why Missouri Is the Latest Internet Meme
61	61 Vote	6 Actors That Could Help You Climax
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
2	2 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Tried to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
2	2 Vote	Stephen King Sorry for Oscar Pistorius Meme Cookies
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1