Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Right Wing Christian Homophobes Offended
2	2 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They ARE Robbing a Single Poster on the Froyo Trend
5	5 Vote	Someone Shot Santa With a Cake
4	4 Vote	Lock-Picking Cockatoos Prove Yet Again That Birds Are Totally Fine to Keep Forever
4	4 Vote	Will and Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Breathe Anyway?
5	5 Vote	EXPOSED: Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest Insecurity
4	4 Vote	This Cat's Halloween Costume Really Lacks Creativity
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
2	2 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode To Potatoes
3	3 Vote	On-Field Idiot Kicks Player, Gets Stomped on by Farts
2	2 Vote	You Need to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting Clip
2	2 Vote	How Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web Comics
7	7 Vote	11 Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
2	2 Vote	It's Time for Money laundering
4	4 Vote	How to Be a Potty Mouth
2	2 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Buying Custom Kitchen Knives
2	2 Vote	"Tutting" Is a Sin
2	2 Vote	10 Things Ryan Gosling Did In 2013
2	2 Vote	"Naked Dating" Reality Show Offer
2	2 Vote	Members of Congress — They're Rude
2	2 Vote	Rep. McCarthy: Pushing 300K Children Off Lunch Program to Protect LGBT Workers [UPDATED]
2	2 Vote	You'll Want to Take Upskirt Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
2	2 Vote	This Is Just for Farmers, Hipsters, and Retirees
5	5 Vote	Frankincense: Good Enough for Baby Jesus, Good Enough for the Soul
2	2 Vote	It's Officially Official: Yahoo Buying Tumblr Youth Serum for $1.1B
2	2 Vote	Before You Say "Huh"
2	2 Vote	Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Removing Goo Buildup on Tables and Cleaning Spice Grinders
2	2 Vote	11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine's Cards for British People Trying to Filibuster a Gun-Control bill
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Worker "Fired" After Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
2	2 Vote	Tegan and Sara Get a Much-Deserved Bigger Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Dating Tips From a Safe Distance
3	3 Vote	Mother Who Put Kids in Wrong School Released From Guantánamo, but Not Arrested in Cairo
11	11 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Cookies
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
10	10 Vote	Supreme Court Disbands
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
3	3 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Delicious End to Military Rule