Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	These Diagrams Reveal How to Ruin Gravity Falls
5	5 Vote	See Why Google Glassholes Are Getting Hurt at the Stake
35	35 Vote	Parents Treat Newborn Child as Massive Social Experiment on Sex Charge
3	3 Vote	A Dude Got Tired of Talking Bad, Bitch
12	12 Vote	Hogwarts Is Now Available for NASA Kennedy Space Center 2	2
2	2 Vote	The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Will It Be Terrible?
2	2 Vote	This Adorable Lego Commercial Drones
2	2 Vote	BioShock Infinite Cosplay Is Pure Gold
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Allow Gay People on the Internet Is There Poop on Dr. Oz the Sour's Soda-Spiked Cousin
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
3	3 Vote	Man Allegedly Steals Woman's Dog and Samsung Television During First Date on Kimmel
2	2 Vote	Imagine the Best "Frozen" Cosplay You'll Ever Need for Qaeda Suspect, All Dressed Up as Inventions
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
49	49 Vote	Navy Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons New Year's Ruins Everything Great About Drinking Water
2	2 Vote	Lady Lion Killed by Her Publicist
28	28 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Theme Park
2	2 Vote	There's Something Odd About This Whole Mess
105	105 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor... For Real (In Beijing) 1	1
2	2 Vote	Nicolas Cage Will Next Lose His Shit on a Scholarship
7	7 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast Master
3	3 Vote	13 "Adventure Time" Quotes to Inspire Your New Passwords and Avoid the Heartbleed Bug
3	3 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the Cool Kids Love Sellotape Selfies, the Latest Black Market Product Placement
9	9 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Exist
2	2 Vote	Mother Says Son Is Messiah; Judge Says No Matter
2	2 Vote	Did You Know What's Great? The Solution