Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
5	5 Vote	Look, Mommy, I Wrote an Internet Without Censorship
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
66	66 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking It for Holiday Covers of Pop Songs
86	86 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Eat
27	27 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
103	103 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Peeing on Poor Mel Gibson?
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
67	67 Vote	How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
48	48 Vote	Adam Levine's Scent Smells Like 5 Teenage Boys