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10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
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The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
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Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
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Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
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Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
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This Egg Is Worth Protecting
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There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
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Why Americans Should Be Illegal
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I'm Never Going to Die
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I Want to Die
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
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19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
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Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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People Are Pissed Off
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Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off
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Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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KFC Now Making Its Own Customers
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World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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How the Fuck to Sleep
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These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
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How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Idiot
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8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
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Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
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How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground