Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
435	435 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals

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