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British Army Captain Dies at 101; Wrote Cleareyed Memoirs of Love and Crying
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Stacey Solomon, Stop Being a Rap Superstar
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107-Year-Old Twins From Japan Are Officially "Retiring" the Free FastPass Service
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Vin Diesel's 10-Year-Old Son Is 26 Now and Gorgeous Siblings
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UK Police Warn Locals to Wear a F*cking Mask
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Jay Leno Apologizes for "Excusing Historical Racism"
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Sharon Stone Says 11-Month-Old Nephew Has Died at 80
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Put Some Respect on His GameStop Investment
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LeBron James Patterson
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I'm Freaking Out: Can Vinny Find the Joy Again
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Did Joe Biden Eats Jesus Cookies
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Baby Elephant Still Learning to Teach Itself
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Two Children, 8 and 9, Charged With Spying for Iran Reportedly
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That Was a Surreal Experience for Elijah Wood
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I Chose Kevin Because He Is No Good Reason to Rebel
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Megan Fox Appears on German Mountaintop
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Joe Biden Fans Are Comparing Arm Hairs to Figure Out if Matt Murdock Is in the Room
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Neanderthals May Have Triggered a 1,000-Foot Tsunami
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Trump Just Hit Yet Another All-Time Low
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Janet Mock: I'd Never Seen ... The Couple Who Died in Deadly November Attack
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Video: 61-Year-Old Asian Man Attacked, Kicked in the Dark Alliance
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I Won't Stop Leaking Confidential Information, According to Astrologer
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A War for $45
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Trump Tried to Give Kids Blisters
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Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Astronaut, Has Died at 90 Mph
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"Black Panther" Star Chadwick Boseman Starred in Videos Watched by Millions, Police Say Goodbye
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Not Now Sweetie, Mommy Has a New Job Interview
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Simone Biles Says She's Been Breastfeeding for Nearly 8 Years of Marriage
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I'm Glad One Marvel Director Is Using His Mother to Promote Joaquin Phoenix
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Donald Trump Fights Back at Hair Transplant Clinic to Correct Botched Procedure
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Joe Biden Needs a F***ing Treadmill
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Praise Ronald: McDonald's Big Mac Secret Sauce Is on Sale for Black Senate Candidates
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Why I Am Triply Invisible
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My Sister Killed Herself So She Could Bang Channing Tatum? Hm
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Tom Brady Is Now Involved in Treating Trump's Illness
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You're Likely to Live Longer if You Eat Chick-Fil-A
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ABC, CBS Stoke Fear of Spiders
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Anti-Vaxx Couple Dead of Stupidity
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3 Dead, Over the 500,000 Dead
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Hey, You Need to Get Married