Headline Smasher

I think of all the headlines I've ever generated, this might be the most disturbing.

That... uh, that'd be pretty uncomfortable, alright.

This is one of my all-time favorites.

This would be strangely epic reality show.

Very profound.

A Roguelike game set in the Red Dead universe, I suppose.

but thats four

Wtf are you talking about

i would like to state i am being wrongfully accused of something i am not doing and that i would like it to stop we are all trying to have fun stop ruining it for others just because you dont like the headline

Is this LGBT?

how is this getting attention?

Bruce Stripsjeans

Yes.

Is it Theresa May or some other Theresa...?

A redundant headline made redundant as it is a redundant headline.

Perhaps indeed.

you should either delete your account or change your username

yo dude you should this is wrong

Nah

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR USERNAME

I think you should delete your comment, velocity. It's unrelated to this headline.

i would like to state i am being wrongfully accused of something i am not doing and that i would like it to stop we are all trying to have fun stop ruining it for others just because you dont like the headline

Make up your mind already!

i would like to state i am being wrongfully accused of something i am not doing and that i would like it to stop we are all trying to have fun stop ruining it for others just because you dont like the headline

Designated?

This one is really funny to picture.

Specifically, I'm 50% Fire Striker, 40% Equinox, and 10% Cacoma Knight in Bizyland.

And then they lose their partnership when the transmutation goes awry.

"Oh, Yes. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!"

That's even worse than a teenager collapsing and dying at 69!

How is this getting attention?

Exactly how much ass constitutes a fatal dose? And is it possible to build up a tolerance?

All hail the turkey enchilada

1. We have entered an endless recursion of time.
2. We have entered an endless recursion of time.
3. We have entered an endless recursion of time.

They call it "cosa nostra" there, I think.

Biology is MAGIC!

Somehow, bartenders think Japan is six years behind.

no way!

Ah yes, finally...

Why does this suddenly have 323 votes...?