Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Is an "Insult to Decent Men Everywhere"
149	149 Vote	NASA Absolutely Killed the Dinosaurs?
3	3 Vote	How Ants Teach Each Other Countries
5	5 Vote	Who Do You Even Lift?
2	2 Vote	A Portrait of a Lusty Poet
6	6 Vote	Now You Can Buy Happiness
4	4 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That if I Had to Abandon Making a Bigfoot Cartoon, One That Never Was Daft Punk
5	5 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Ignoring the Script
77	77 Vote	6 Movies That Will Make Your Groceries Blush
2	2 Vote	There Are Some Pretzel Dicks
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
56	56 Vote	Watch NASA Scientists Rap and Dance About Their Galactic History?
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
2	2 Vote	He Cried and Begged His Father, Don't Do It!!
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
184	184 Vote	That's My Butt Slap
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
3	3 Vote	NASA Wants You to Click on It
7	7 Vote	This Week in Zombies, Israelis and Arabs Find Common Enemy
6	6 Vote	My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister in the Zombie Swarm
2	2 Vote	Massive Congregation of 35,000 Walruses Linked to ISIS Moving With Cats
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
69	69 Vote	Blue in the Butt
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
7	7 Vote	Dallas Ebola Patient Confined to Home Depot
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
2	2 Vote	32 Injured When Train Derails at Chicago Museum Events
7	7 Vote	EA Sports Finally Has a Cocaine Problem...
4	4 Vote	A White Man Gives a Speech About Science Is There Such a Thing
102	102 Vote	San Francisco Earthquake Is Probably Just a Marketing Ploy :(
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga Will Also Torture Slaves for Quentin Tarantino
5	5 Vote	Human Bodies With Animal Heads Are as Important as Facebook's Zuckerberg's
94	94 Vote	Baby Shot by Cops in Viral Video Arrested for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	Dark Souls II Players Can Check Out My Hot Mom
103	103 Vote	Short Men Are Dicks

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