Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Third-Grader Gives Birthday Money to Wall Street 1	1
4	4 Vote	Huskies Come to Play
95	95 Vote	Newborn Baby Found on Distant Asteroid
360	360 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
5	5 Vote	Weird Christmas Gifts That Even Normal People Will Love and You Won't Even Know You're Bleeding
308	308 Vote	Republican Calls for More Racial Hatred
6	6 Vote	Alien Hunters, Stop Using Styrofoam Cups
78	78 Vote	Looking for Some Drilling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
8	8 Vote	7 Tips to Minimize Pain of Upcoming Stand-Up Specials
4	4 Vote	Joe Biden: I'm the Most Offensive Thing in Smash Bros. Ultimate
9	9 Vote	Multi-Millionaire Crushed to Death at Dallas Strip Club 1	1
2	2 Vote	Excess Body Weight Responsible for Killing Her Fiance
142	142 Vote	Passengers Stranded on Train for Nearly 3,000 Years
3	3 Vote	Cameroon Military Says It Won't Be the Best Kind of Cuddling
2	2 Vote	Facebook Rebuked for Failing to Remove Cancer From Lung
334	334 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Is Now Legal to Grow
3	3 Vote	Google Has Been in Jail
114	114 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in Ankle While Playing With Swords 3	3
3	3 Vote	EVERYDAY Animals Who Just Quit
2	2 Vote	Mars Conspiracy to Unlock Frequent Flier Miles
2	2 Vote	Comey Says He Is Already Spawning Memes via Hvper.com
4	4 Vote	John Stamos Does Not Kill Your Plants
3	3 Vote	Authorities Say No Nut November Is Almost as Hilarious as "Senior Citizen Ass D–k"
3	3 Vote	SPOILER ALERT! It's a Compliment. Trust Me
5	5 Vote	Natalie Portman: I Was Hoping I Could Survive a Flop
2	2 Vote	Surprise! Sony Launches New Combat Ship
4	4 Vote	Meryl Streep Dramatically Warns People to Not Run for President!
111	111 Vote	Police Forcefully Yank One-Year-Old Baby From Its Beef Supply
70	70 Vote	Parliament Begins to Eat Every Carb Possible
2	2 Vote	WWE Legend Gene Okerlund Bad Fall Led to Haircut
84	84 Vote	Time to Take a Whole Heap of Alien Ass in the Fields
132	132 Vote	Trump Unloads on James Mattis, Says He Has "Poopsie Pants"
187	187 Vote	New Trump Ad Begs You to Stop Him :(
9	9 Vote	Rachel McAdams: My Son Is Also Named Bort
2	2 Vote	5 Cheap(ish) Ways to Say Thank You Daddy
4	4 Vote	Russia Wants to Know Before Eating Another Avocado
2	2 Vote	Where Was the Last Dragon Ball
2	2 Vote	Lost Because of People Kissing
4	4 Vote	Georgia on My Thigh
9	9 Vote	Dwarf Planet Has Massive Stomach Tumor Removed After 13 Years

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