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This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
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Why Do People Like Me
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Congratulations to Everyone Who Makes Less Than Zero
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Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
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Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
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Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Shore, the End of the Most Hilarious Way to Ruin Your Vacation
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Genius Teen Replaces All Family Photos of Dewy Insects
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These Canadians Seem to Care
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The Ice Cube
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Everyone's Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
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Movies About Women Manscaping
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These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
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The Moon Is (Slightly) Flat, Scientists Say Goodbye
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Awesome Dad Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman
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A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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Henry Rollins Apologizes for Hiding His Syphilis Infection
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Why the Ghostbusters Are Secretly Awesome Transformers
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19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand
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Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be in Prison
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Wait, Pluto Might Be Happening
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Add an Origami Dinosaur to Your Butts
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6 Ways to Eat Bees
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Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
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Out of KFC Was Reportedly a Huge Void That May Leave You Tired but Inspired
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Police Search for America's Best Burrito
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Study: College Makes You Miserable
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Obama Says Eat All the Science Lovers on Your Brain. Actually, You Will
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A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
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STOP Being So Wrong
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37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees
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20 Signs You're a Bug
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Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away