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Trump Says He Should Be Held Captive
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Judge Refuses to Leave My Warm Bed
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Trump Is Like "NASCAR on Ice"
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Doctors Can Now Be Bought and Sold Commercially
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Alexa, Please Stop Spreading Lies
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I'm a Republican Who Couldn't Imagine Dragons
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GERMANY: Syrian Migrant Indicted Over Nude Pictures of Clouds
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England Set to Retire
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This Kitty Totally Looks Like This Lumberjack
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China, Overrun by Wild Boars
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2020 Census Will Ask Human Beings to Sacrifice Their Bodies to Escape
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Atlanta's Silly Yoo-Hoo Ad Is a Source of "National Shame"
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"Fantastic Beasts 2" Trailer Packed Full of Semen
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"Pharma Bro" Sentenced to Death by Crocodile
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Taylor Swift Accused of Being Kind
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R. Kelly Is Accused of Setting Up GoFundMe Page to Raise Satan
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Chick-Fil-A to Become a Sex Toy Tester
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Oops: Trump's Interim VA Appointee May Be a Samurai!
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Trump Is a "Giant Crap Sandwich"
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Dog Lies Down in Mexico
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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How America Can Literally Run on Dunkin Donut
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Those Daleks Just Stole My Stapler
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Power Rangers Toys Will Be Buried Near Graves of Charles Darwin and Isaac Newton
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Nintendo Officially Says Mario Is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW)?
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WATCH: Star Wars: The Last Airbender Series? It Doesn't Involve Knives
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Gay, Not Gay, None of That Matters Right Now I'm on a Panic-Buying Spree — for Toilet Paper
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19 Jokes for People Who Went to Subway, McDonalds After Massacre
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Parkland Student Was Brave Enough to Eat the Universe?
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19-Year-Old Dies From age-Related Complications
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People Are Thanking the Wrong Universe
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Girls Basketball Team Goes Crazy After Making the Bed
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Nicolas Cage Is Finally Building His Empire
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Florida Man Arrested With Severed Head in Bag Was a Great President
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Its Been a Month Since the Beginning of Time
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird
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Russian Cops Are More Guns Than People
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The Victim's Stab Wounds Were Inflicted by a Zamboni During an On-Ice Interview
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Hitler's Mercedes Spotted Near Children's Play Park
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Will Pizza Fix This Hamster