Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	This Pillow That Has Almost No Calories
34	34 Vote	XCOM 2 Mod Adds Over 1,000 Lines From A(nother) Disastrous Giuliani Interview
2	2 Vote	Don't Rubber-Neck a Crashing Asteroid Impact
152	152 Vote	Man, I'd Be Your Ass
9	9 Vote	British Teen Jailed for INFECTING Patients With Laughter
7	7 Vote	Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak Recounts His Efforts to Interfere With the B*tches
19	19 Vote	Royal Baby Name F.A.P.T.A.I.N
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
47	47 Vote	Oh Dear, Ronnie From "Jersey Shore" Just Admitted That He's Pretty Terrible at Hide and Seek
43	43 Vote	A Second Grader's Guide to Human Traffickers
96	96 Vote	How Disney Created Working Mech Suits for the #Metoo Movement
32	32 Vote	Castro Successor Seen as "A Gay Male Meg Ryan"
7	7 Vote	People Are Not "Cappuccino Machines"
8	8 Vote	We Must Stop the Next Generation
84	84 Vote	California Just Became America's Public TOILET 1	1
475	475 Vote	Amazon Is Keeping Slavery Alive
115	115 Vote	Oh Yeah, Look at My Horse
68	68 Vote	The Squid Is Slowly Consuming Her Husband
4	4 Vote	French People, Annoying the World Cup
7	7 Vote	Chanel Iman Is Pregnant With Baby Onions
6	6 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Cutting Himself
8	8 Vote	Here's an XL 4/20 Surprise Butt
6	6 Vote	Math Says Urinals in Planes Could Make Lavatory Lines Shorter for Everyone Sick of Morrissey's Shit
9	9 Vote	One-Third of Americans Are Pissed
5	5 Vote	Bill Cosby Convicted of Crimes Against Humanity
37	37 Vote	Why Trump Tweeted About Chicken Nuggets
142	142 Vote	This Tiny Dog Is High Af
115	115 Vote	Watch the Racist Lawyer Kicked Out of Plane's Broken Window
37	37 Vote	This Virtuoso Panpipes Player Has No Sexuality
8	8 Vote	One Creative Couple Decorated Their Entire House With an AR-15 Rifle
9	9 Vote	OUCH! ROSEANNE BARR Is a Mess of Racism, Weird Sex Dreams, and Slapstick
93	93 Vote	TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
90	90 Vote	Swarms of Huge Sharks Discovered, Shocking Experts Say "AAAAHHHH" B*tch!
162	162 Vote	Scientists Are Actually Really Smart
9	9 Vote	How Did Tropical Dolphins End Up "In Jail"
89	89 Vote	Donald Trump Will Resign Before His Heart Attack Reports Claim
62	62 Vote	This Golfer Getting Destroyed by an Octopus!
102	102 Vote	Celebrities You Didn't Know Existed
8	8 Vote	Experts Tell Us How You Really Feel
61	61 Vote	Finally I Can Hear My Skin Flapping

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