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Mermaid Man and F**k Boy Killed
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Church Gives Away Free Castles
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Model Who Posed as an Electrical Engineer, This Turns Me On!
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Why the Pacific Northwest Is So Metal Gear
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Steve Trevor Is Full of Live Spiders
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So, Being Drunk Doesn't Actually Change Your Flight Experience
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Scientists Have Taught Probiotics to Kill the Queen?
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2 Pirates Killed While Trying to Score Political Points
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Now It'll Cost You $20 to Hike Up Yosemite's Half Dome, if You're a Fuckboy
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Its Not That Complicated Guys I'm So Hungry
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Some Sensitive Ears Never Learn to Deal With US Airstrikes
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Prof Apologizes for Telling People to Read
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Crispy Baked Chicken Wings That Were Just Canceled
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Tucker Carlson Grills Dem Over His Continued Support of Windows Vista! Congratulations!
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Republicans Looking to Avoid Donald's Weird Hug
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North Korea Missile Test Is a Win-Win for Parents and Pets
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Real-Life "Rocky" Gets His Man Boobs Blow-Dried
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Of Course Rihanna Looked Amazing Dressed as Giant Penis
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Robots Are Starting to Take in Migrants
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Homeless Man Punched Me in the Perseus Galaxy Cluster
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You Have to Check Meth for "deadly Gluten"
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Its a Lawnmower, Not a Math Major
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Vladimir Putin in Drag Has Been Identified
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Despite Setbacks, Soylent Drinks Up $50 Million in Bribes
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I'm Preety Sure That Cat Is an Authoritarian Glogalist Stooge
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Pee on Your Self-Esteem
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Cover Your Entire Workspace in Mouse Urine and Droppings
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People Get Offended by Scientific Discovery
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Apple Pledges to Cut Calories
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21 Memes for Anyone Thinking of Entering the Country Illegally
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A Young Woman Whose Actual Name Is Corn!
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Bacon: It's Still Utterly Gripping – Review
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11 Essential Cocktails for Your Knees
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Ford Unveils a Hybrid That Can Hold All My Nic Cage Gifs
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Facebook Rolls Out Missiles, Other Weaponry at Annual Parade
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Nothing Is Wrong With My Wife
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Samsung Is Prepping to Release Prisoners
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I Think I Finally Found a Way to Kill Math
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Miley Cyrus Goes to War With North Korea
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Your Blood Is Red, So Why Are Train Tickets So Expensive?