Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
249	249 Vote	Americans Are Just Full of "WTF"
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
8	8 Vote	Live Streaming Video of a Man Trapped in a Morgue After Being Denied Abortion
77	77 Vote	Famous People Related to Triceratops 1	1
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
188	188 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Toilets
77	77 Vote	Here's What You Think
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
29	29 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Girl Writes to Scientists Asking Them to Quiet Down
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
2	2 Vote	Could There Be (Lots Of) Pirates Briefly
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
2	2 Vote	What if Google Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
6	6 Vote	Prince William Plays Fun Game of Would You Scratch My Belly?
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
21	21 Vote	Police Suing Woman for Being Too Attractive