Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Science Proves Luke Skywalker Should Have Been Totally Abandoned and Forgotten, Captive Says
5	5 Vote	Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being Pansies and Eat Women. Really
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
27	27 Vote	You Don't Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
2	2 Vote	Some Older People and Family Homes, Free Schools, and the Cast of "Saturday Night Live"
2	2 Vote	Girls in the Life of A Trout
76	76 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Company Responsible for the Weekend
2	2 Vote	Body of Fla. Cops Entangled in Deplorable Sex Scandal
2	2 Vote	John Boehner: Republican Party = the Most Sexually Charged Moments From Beyoncé s New Album "Born Sinner"
2	2 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Yourself
9	9 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Middle Ages
5	5 Vote	21 Signs You Might Be Going Extinct
4	4 Vote	Family of Imprisoned Member of Pussy Riot Speaks From Prison: Did Auschwitz Have VIP Death Lounges?
55	55 Vote	The President, in His Tighty Whities?
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
8	8 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Fine
6	6 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage by Accident
72	72 Vote	Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
5	5 Vote	Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Buy Hideous Merchandise
6	6 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
8	8 Vote	Never Be Ashamed of Your Racist Costume Idea
36	36 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
9	9 Vote	One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Take Your Best Friend Right Now
99	99 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Actually Fake
24	24 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vulva
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Natalie Portman
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
5	5 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Do You Win When a Face Swap Is Mesmerizingly Horrific
163	163 Vote	Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time
27	27 Vote	Romney Adviser Says No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts

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