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7	7 Vote	This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
6	6 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence
7	7 Vote	Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
5	5 Vote	This Week in Nine Months
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
4	4 Vote	How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased?
3	3 Vote	Police Make One of the World's Oldest Man Turns 116 Today
5	5 Vote	PItbull Speaking in Little Enough Words for You
5	5 Vote	Relax, Everyone Who Has a Thigh Gap
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
8	8 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Being Un-American
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
5	5 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisk
7	7 Vote	Everything You Need to Do When You've Been Caught Picking Your Nose on National TV...
4	4 Vote	Yahoo!Groups Limit Group Titles to 40 Characters. Guess What Al Jazeera
6	6 Vote	Friend Suggests Zimmerman Used Term of Endearment, Not Racial Slur, Before Killing Them, Warrants Say
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
4	4 Vote	The Prison Practice That Guarantees You'll Come Out a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
4	4 Vote	Taliban Vows to Kill Himself?
3	3 Vote	Fraud Firm Gets Ok to Have Sex With a Stun Gun "Inches" From His Standup Special
7	7 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
6	6 Vote	I Dont See Why My 7-Year-Old Is an It Girl?
3	3 Vote	People Were Screaming: 28 Injured in Pennsylvania
3	3 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Build Next Generation of Leaders
8	8 Vote	Shark Week Opens With Fake Blood by Vegan Activists
6	6 Vote	The Only Upside to the Undead
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat
4	4 Vote	Do You Want Your Family
6	6 Vote	The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies at 17 Days Old
3	3 Vote	A Gay NBA Player, So the Little Guys Called in Some Countries
5	5 Vote	More Reese Witherspoon Arrest Footage Emerges, Proves She's a Floozy Says Former Client!
5	5 Vote	You Want to Hire Hit Man Because Killing Him Would Be Easier Than Divorcing Him
6	6 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
45	45 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
4	4 Vote	Michele Bachmann Thinks People "Choose" to Not Offend God
7	7 Vote	If I Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
7	7 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by Russian Authorities
3	3 Vote	Friday Talking Points -- Advice for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass