Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
271	271 Vote	Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
299	299 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
144	144 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow

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