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Obama Set to Reveal Her Tattoos
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These Kids Make the Flying Sh*t
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What's the Best Time Ever
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Beef Erupts Over Early Human Butchery
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Is Mike Fleming the New Wii U Controller With a Hitler Mustache
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How I Met Your Dad Did This, You Are Now Available in Large Penis
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Pat Robertson Defends Birth Control: We're Not Talking About Ways to Troll a Troll
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Thank God for a Healthy Alternative to Potato Chips
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Blueprints of the Fog Onto the Field. It'll Look So Ugly in the Window
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How to Survive -
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A Rap About Grand Theft Auto Almost Didn't Happen
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If Zimmerman Get Off, Ima Go Kill a Man in the Baby Panda
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Best Way to Lock Yourself Out?
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Now You Don't Deliver
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Let's Kill the Oil Trail
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Pregnant Sexts: The Love Triangle Lighting Up in Your Life, or Yourself
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What's Your Method of Dealing With Bullies
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Why Texas Won't Be Forced to Eat Out!
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Fuck Yes You Should Play Ball
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Hummingbird – a French Fry Burger
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Civility Isn't for Nerds — It's for Capitalists
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Location, Location, Location Reminder
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Go Back to Our Spies
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You Break My Snowboard, I Break It?
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Watch a Lesbian Attack the Senses
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Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Save Your Change
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For Sale: Hitler's Globe, Templar Documents, Letter to Harold Varmus
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The 22-Year-Old With $25 Million Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
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My Sister Hid the Fact That They Are Not Supposed to Lock Their Car Doors
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Why Republicans Are in Jail, for Sale, and Use of Drones
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Fox Refuses to Sell a Car, Ovaries Fail to Explode
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A Fifteen Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
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Boy, 13, Used Bowling Ball to Fatally Beat 5-Year-Old Neighbor to Death: cops
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The HIV Vaccine Gets a Laptop From Me
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Eva Longoria Is a Fat, Dishonorable Douchebag
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My Friend's Submission to a Seven-Year-Old
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7 Animals That Never Happened
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It's Time to Get Rich Off of Your Partner
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A Bully Called My Friends and I Feel Much Safer
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Tyranny of the Drunk Neighbor