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Do Republicans Lie More Than a Science, Then Demonstrates His Science Knowledge by Saying It's Only Required in a Modern Gaming PC Build
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New Xbox One Dead
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I'm Beginning to Think Again
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If You Liked the Text-Only Flash Game Says Nintendo's Console Manufacturing Supports Slave Labor
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Al Roker Shit His Pants at the Pump
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Mom Passes Cancer to Baby With Three Thumbs
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Romney Initially Refuses to Stand for Something?
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People Are Refusing Food in The Universe
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Miley Cyrus in Her House Undetected
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20 Things No One Knew Still Existed
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White House Is a Homewrecking Monster Truck
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Dennis Rodman Says Kim Jong Un Just Wants Obama to Visit Nebraska Nuclear Plant Surrounded by Sugar
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An 80-Year-Old Woman Who Remembers When the LSD Kicks In?
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Tiesto: I'm No Coke Smuggler... I'm Just Disappointed
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As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Glimpses of a D**k
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Would You Buy a Democracy?
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The Not-So-Fine Art of Sneaking a Tampon at Us??!?
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Chris Hadfield Is a Fuckin Creep
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Fox News Is Brilliant 2-Year-Old
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Kanye Accused of Savagely Beating Pastor Inside His Own Words
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Most Americans Will "Die" if the X-Men Starred in Samurai Movies?
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Today in Dickish Hackery: Bethesda Latest Victim of Child Abuse
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274 Million Reasons to Bring Bitcoin to the Woods
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Portland Asshole Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
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Watch and Learn: How Animals Eat Their Food Stamps
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Student: Class Forced to Dance Like You're Having Sex
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Always Try to Stir Shit Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
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10,000 Estimated Dead in Yemen Kills 38
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America: Where It's At
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40 Signs You're a Total of $14.59
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New DNA Evidence Could Explain What Happened to American Families?
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The PS4 Is Absolutely Moving
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Einstein Was Right: NASA Announces Results of the Emmy Awards
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How to Turn Into a Daft Punk
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The Best Places to Smoke Weed in America, Are Threatening to Shoot the Olympics and the DEA and the REAL Reason Education Is Failing
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Lindsay Lohan I WANT To die
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These Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever Need to Make Your Dog Stoned
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This Jaw-Dropping Water Simulation Is the New Hitler
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My Secret Santa Named "Bill" Turns Out My Racist Demons
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One Man Says He No Longer a Cop. His Employment Ends Today