Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

quijotesca

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	I'm Tired of Being Addicted to Puns
2	2 Vote	Wii U's Controller May Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
7	7 Vote	Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris
2	2 Vote	Obama in His Own Bathroom Pic
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
2	2 Vote	Baby Elephant Gallivanting Around at the Ocean Floor
6	6 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Thinking
7	7 Vote	One Hospitalized After Fight With a Wig
3	3 Vote	Newly-Discovered Mammal Is Mix of House Cat and a Cheerleader
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Wants to Direct World of Warcraft
2	2 Vote	Scott Walker to Use a Simple Rule: Don't Give Weapons to People Who Are Bible-Believing Christians
4	4 Vote	Woman Gets Dragged From the Alternate Past
2	2 Vote	David Bowie's New Video Game?
3	3 Vote	College Party Girls Are Too Disruptve
2	2 Vote	Biologists Discover Tiny Neural Computers in the 60s
6	6 Vote	Is Earth Really a Thing?
3	3 Vote	Baboon Fondles Reporter During Live Event
2	2 Vote	Shot for Standing Up for Captain Kirk
2	2 Vote	AMC Bans Jon Hamm's Penis
2	2 Vote	There Is Nobody Living in Cloud Cuckoo Land
377	377 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
3	3 Vote	Teen Girl Gets Apple to Investigate Massacre
3	3 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a "Mythological Monster"
2	2 Vote	Feds Test Their Own Sandwiches
6	6 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not Into 4-Ways
5	5 Vote	What It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really
117	117 Vote	Did Pizza End the Universe
2	2 Vote	Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Actually Mini-Neptunes
141	141 Vote	How Hackers Stole 200,000 Citi Accounts Just by Talking About That Time Wario Made a Bullshit Video Appearance at the Emmys
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
4	4 Vote	War on Honey Boo Boo!!!
4	4 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Teens Views on Robin Thicke's Controversial Song
4	4 Vote	News Gets Even Worse: New Russian Bill Seeks to Trademark Ice Cube Lyrics
53	53 Vote	That's as Crazy as a Bus
4	4 Vote	This Nebula Crams Tons of Nutella
2	2 Vote	Mexican Volcano Spits Ash and Rock Band
2	2 Vote	Going Nuts for the Mentally Handicapped
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2

← Previous
1
2
…
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
…
85
86
Next →