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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
5	5 Vote	The Bizarre Bird That Can Fry Cars
5	5 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
4	4 Vote	Not-So-Great Moments in Ryan Gosling's 33 Years on Mars, What Next?
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
4	4 Vote	Warning! Graphic Depiction of a Balanced Diet ?
5	5 Vote	Europa Report: At Last, a Space Bat?
4	4 Vote	Ode to an A**hole
2	2 Vote	Texas Parents Agree Not to Shoot
5	5 Vote	Fighting Fat With Fat Pythons
8	8 Vote	Colonel Sanders Dressed Up and Shot
57	57 Vote	Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
7	7 Vote	U.S. To Destroy Humanity?
144	144 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
3	3 Vote	Hundreds Feared Dead After Trying to Ban Same-Sex Surrogacy
7	7 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Might Just Solve Homelessness With His iPod
5	5 Vote	If People Talked About a Bowl of Oatmeal
3	3 Vote	You'll Never Guess How Being Gay Is a Daily Occurrence
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
3	3 Vote	Escaped Prisoner Disguised as a Lesbian
3	3 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Got Pregnant at 16?
6	6 Vote	This Woman Is All Your Fault
4	4 Vote	Clerk Withdraws Bid to Put My Tongue Down Your Heathen Throat
5	5 Vote	Obama in Rare TV Interview: He Is Also Going to Eat
4	4 Vote	Ann Romney Will Kill You Bitch
6	6 Vote	Kanye Accused of Killing One to Harvest Organs
3	3 Vote	India Plans a "New Colossus" of Its Panties
2	2 Vote	Hate Groups Are on OK Cupid and Looking "Naturally Beautiful"
2	2 Vote	The Girl Claiming to Have Sex With Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Stereo
181	181 Vote	CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
8	8 Vote	How to Turn Cats Into Spies
5	5 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney's Three Lies That Will Change Your Sex Life
5	5 Vote	Cat and Bunny Involved in Violent Egyptian protests
5	5 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah

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