Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

204	204 Vote	Justin Timberlake: I Left NSync Because I Cared More About Exoplanets
175	175 Vote	Man Catches Rare Pokemon and Dies Moments After Hearing Court Ruling Clearing Serbia of Genocide
185	185 Vote	Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison
63	63 Vote	Police Warn Drivers to Stop Whining
109	109 Vote	No, Starbucks Juice Drinks Aren't Full of Shit 1	1
86	86 Vote	Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument 3	3
103	103 Vote	Scientists Prove That Microbes Could Survive on Mars Bars
192	192 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Let's Get Divorced!
164	164 Vote	Napoleon Was Not a Pokémon Master
172	172 Vote	There Is No Joke
598	598 Vote	Two-Year-Old Toddler Dies at 91 1	1
3	3 Vote	Progressives Have a Taste of Your Phone
2	2 Vote	BEAUTY and the Netherlands
261	261 Vote	I Will Conquer Your Planet. Said the Cat 1	1
250	250 Vote	Hello You Little F#ck 3	3
228	228 Vote	Obama Suggests the Titanic Had Wi-Fi 2	2
3	3 Vote	Soon You'll Be Able to Unsee
3	3 Vote	Can You Guys Think?
2	2 Vote	Bob Dylan Was 10 Feet Away From a Rose
3	3 Vote	Italy's Last Prince Is Selling Pasta From a Rose
3	3 Vote	Bus Crash Bandicoot
3	3 Vote	I Heard You Guys Think?
4	4 Vote	People Keep Telling Me That I Exist but That's All
6	6 Vote	Megyn Kelly Clarkson
2	2 Vote	A Motorcycle Journey Into the Ocean After Seeing a Stork
109	109 Vote	I Went to College! 1	1
2	2 Vote	Jenna Rose Totally Looks Like a Pineapple
3	3 Vote	Because HUMANITY Is More Progressive Than I Care to Admit
5	5 Vote	Mommy Guilt: Lying About Your Yams
7	7 Vote	Elton John Oliver 1	1
7	7 Vote	Short Film: Having a Windmill Around Makes Me Wish I Was a Fan
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
51	51 Vote	Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
2	2 Vote	IMAX's Island of Lemurs Is a Scam
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
44	44 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
2	2 Vote	First, Stop the Killer Robots
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
54	54 Vote	America Has a Butt Bodyguard

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