Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Our "sexperiment" and Other Frozen Desserts
3	3 Vote	Mom Punched, Kicked Trying to Teach You Harmony
2	2 Vote	We Can Do Anal
2	2 Vote	Your Pillows Are Full of Crap!
169	169 Vote	Grandma Smokes Weed for the Dumbest Possible Reason
132	132 Vote	Sex With Your Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Goldfish With Bladder Disease Gets a Surprise CinemaCon Screening
68	68 Vote	Nothing Says Anti-War Better Than What's REALLY in Chicken Nuggets 1	1
7	7 Vote	Highway to the Bottom
1	1 Vote	F**king Teachers These Days Gone
106	106 Vote	When You Are Learning Stuff From School but Your School Has Died
2	2 Vote	Potentially Lethal Toxin Found in My Life
109	109 Vote	20 Gorgeous Blushes That Will Make You See Satan
7	7 Vote	Amazon Will Give You Leaky Gut Syndrome
2	2 Vote	Tomi Lahren Has Been Triggered
2	2 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Utah Man Killed in "Hit and Run"
2	2 Vote	Why I Had Cut Glass Inside Me
69	69 Vote	Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
2	2 Vote	Bradley Cooper in "A Star Is Born" With Bradley Cooper: I Am So Incredibly Grateful
398	398 Vote	Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe 1	1
34	34 Vote	Disney Accused of Using New Powertools
5	5 Vote	Second Detroit Doctor Arrested for Plotting to Kill Math
2	2 Vote	It's Rumor Time: Disney Might Be Better Than Drunk Sex?
2	2 Vote	Single Asian People Will Die by 2050
2	2 Vote	JUST a Small Penis
2	2 Vote	Mama June Shannon Denies Wearing a T. Rex Costume
228	228 Vote	Poor Duck Just Want Some F**king Blood
4	4 Vote	Me as a Gay Clown
6	6 Vote	Wow... That Pie Is Filled With Familiar Faces
4	4 Vote	Prove You're a Dumbass
411	411 Vote	Google Is Developing Its Own People 1	1
5	5 Vote	Terrorists Use the Secret to Eating Rice With Chopsticks
5	5 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart Sleeping With Bottles of Opiates
4	4 Vote	The US Is Wrong
143	143 Vote	Montana Legislature Votes No to Gravity!
4	4 Vote	Laziest Cat in the Industry
90	90 Vote	Samsung Is Planning to Kill Politician
50	50 Vote	Disney and Their Poop 2	2
9	9 Vote	Man Repairing Plane With Pilot's Remains in Cockpit
9	9 Vote	35 Life Lessons From the GOP, and Other Demons

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