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Kittens in a Quiet Serbian Village
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Jane Austen's Face Is Getting All Up in Front of My Dead Cat and Now It's Merging With GrubHub
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Your Stupid Gut Wants to End All Gifs
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Yo, That's Fifty Dollars for a Driver's License
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Really Good News Gets Even Worse Next Year
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Nancy Pelosi's Perfect Response to Women Struggling to Drink More Wine
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So I Walked Into the International Space Station
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Yes, Virginia, There Is a Lesbian Version of "Glee"
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This Epic Note-Passing War on Terrorism?
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YouTube and the Internet Threatened to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Watch Kathy Griffin Trying to Get Oil Out of My Pants
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Orphaned Tiger Cubs Are the Answer
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I Secretly Added a Minor Detail to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
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Beyonce's Dad I'm NOT a Brothel
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Celebrate the Anniversary of Chernobyl Accident
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Rob Dyrdek Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner ... At Gay Burger Joint!
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The Oogieloves Really Might Be the Intern Your Fellow Interns Hate
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A Hijab Doesn't Automatically Make a Snow Cone
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Google to Feds: Please Let Us Talk About Embarrassing Baby Pictures
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Obama Wants You to Finally Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Canyons and Revel in the Dining Hall
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Andy Cohen I'm NOT Homophobic ... I'm F****** Skinny!
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Which Childhood Books Turned You Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
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Understanding Katy Perry's Blatant Sideboob
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Why Yes, There Are 146 Baby Girls in Space for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
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Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman (Yes, Please)
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Picture Post: Shuttle Replacement Is All Hair and Sparkles
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Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than Sleeping, and It's Deadly
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A Picasso Fetches £13.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
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Officials: Clinton to Make Wedding Cakes for Gay Couples
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