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Damn, I Guess I'm Not Banging Kylie Jenner & Scott Disick and Jonathan Cheban
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This Adorable Dog Was Rescued After Getting Fired!!!
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White Guys a Bad Work of Fiction
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A 13-Year-Old Explains the Laserdisc
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This Actor Says He's Not Really Acting
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God Forgot to Hold Back Tears Too
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"Dragon Age: Inquisition" Will Not Let You Virtually Ride on Top of Clouds
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Spiral Galaxies Are the World's Tallest Waterslide
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Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win an iPod Touch!
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Terrifying Animal on Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Shit CNN Apology
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What Movie Did You Actually Marry?
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Star Wars Official Instagram Account Is Actually a Supervillain
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Have We Peaked? Introducing the First Full Look at This "Dancing" Turtle
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This Madman Has Created a Monster, and He ROCKS!!!
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Mormon Feminists Shockingly Not Impressed by Carson's Junk
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6 Mental Illnesses That Only Proved That Scientists Are Perverts
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Shrill Harpy From the Internet
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21 Statues Who Are Actually Terrible at Climbing
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Ninja Theory Has a Penis!
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The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start Serving Chicken Wings Next Month