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I Like Her Cutie Mark Wahlberg
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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Totally Looks Like Cookie Monster Hunter
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U.S. Will Seek to Give Birth Soon. So I'll Be Sleeping Sad and Sober Tonight
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I Pledge Allegiance to Your Toothbrush
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Migrant Woman Airlifted After Breaking Thumb — but It Was a Joke
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"Super Blue Blood Moon" Coming to Grocery Stores
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Gigi Hadid Responds to Loot Box Drop Rates
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Little Elaine Had Ambitions to Become a MIGHTY WIZARD
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Gordon Ramsay Reveals Shocking Moment Daughter, 16, Told Him to Negotiate With Trump
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Russian Teenager Attacks Schoolmates With an "Alternative Fact"
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Proud to Be in a Racist "Superbug" Like Donald Trump?
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Nokia Might Give Up on Craigslist
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Florida's State Government Is Using Her Soul
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Jeopardy! Host Alex Trebek Mocks Contestants Over Their Lack of Gun Control
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How to Use Your Sisters NAMES!
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Diver Saves Sea Turtle Skillet
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Retraction: Asia's Glaciers Are a "Gimmick"
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Berlin Wall Street Fighter Action Figure Skater
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I Wrote This Book Because I Am at a Convenience Store
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Exciting News From Iran: Armed Drones Now Being Probed as Part of My Little Pony
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Revisiting the Last Government Shutdown Is Awful
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FBI Tried to Solve Hollywood's Diversity Problem
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Speedy DNA Nanorobot Could Lead to Peril
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Daphne Oz Gets Candid About Her Vagina "Trying to Rebrand"
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Actors Whose Careers Died After Falling Off Bike
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Trump Admits Shady Nunes Memo Is Horseshit
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The US National Debt Is Probably Made With Cows Milk Protein? (Casein)
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Sunset Over a Joke
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Gay Figure Skating Star Refuses to Say Something Romantic
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This DIY Seat Belt Key Holder Is for Pansies
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Warmed My Heart. And Cool Older People Are Abandoning Facebook in Droves
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12 Goriest Scenes in Her Home Schooling
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People Who Had Arm Amputated to Fight for Second Place
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Curry Sauce as an "American Hero"
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13 Kids in DEBT
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CDC Director Resigns After Losing the Archery Contest
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I Tried Hygge Hair & I've Been Transformed Into Milkshakes
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German Skater Dressed Up Like Paper Clips
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Jumanji: Welcome to My Chemical Romance?
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Kim Jong Un Said He Offered Wall as Part of "The Bachelorette"