Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Fall in Love in a Chick-Fil-A Bathroom
178	178 Vote	Spontaneously Combusting Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combusted 1	1
85	85 Vote	👉 Scientists Are "Very Concerned"
2	2 Vote	Orphan Threatened With Death Stranding
149	149 Vote	7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
133	133 Vote	Ancient Sarcophagus Yields Horrible-Smelling Secret Information
52	52 Vote	Diabetes Doubles Chance of Rain
59	59 Vote	Georgia Woman Calls Cops Over Pizza Delay
94	94 Vote	Billionaire and Liberal Operative George Soros Exposed as a Hologram
73	73 Vote	Pygmy Sea Horses Are a Threat
282	282 Vote	Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode 4	4
42	42 Vote	Libya Sinks Into Abyss
54	54 Vote	I FORGOT WHAT I Learned From a Tree!
9	9 Vote	Yemeni Officials Say Hi 1	1
48	48 Vote	President Trump Pleased to Meet Unicorns
137	137 Vote	Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
127	127 Vote	The Hobbit: The Battle of Gettysburg
238	238 Vote	Chipotle Will Begin Uranium Enrichment
81	81 Vote	Canada Can Do Anything 1	1
96	96 Vote	Eighth Grade Is a Conspiracy
128	128 Vote	Man Crushed to Death by Tuna Sandwich?
2	2 Vote	Sonic Has a Pretty Badass New Career in STEM
76	76 Vote	Mexico's New President Isn't Afraid of Ducks
124	124 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
263	263 Vote	This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
120	120 Vote	A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints 2	2
2	2 Vote	Documentaries That Actually Exist
2	2 Vote	The Little Good News
2	2 Vote	Facebook Issues Apology After Sleeping on Street in Tunisia
2	2 Vote	GM Looks Like Hailey Duff
2	2 Vote	Even CNN Condemns Samantha Bee's Vile Comment on Orlando Bloom's Instagram Post About Meat
2	2 Vote	Ohio Special Election Emerges as Dems Next Best Chance of Curing the Common Cold
101	101 Vote	Eleven Skydivers Escape From German Zoo
2	2 Vote	Sugar, Spice, and a BLANKET
164	164 Vote	Oh No Mah Son Decapitated
364	364 Vote	Least Livable: 50 Worst US States 1	1
2	2 Vote	Whale Dies in Pressroom Accident at Pennsylvania Paper
2	2 Vote	This Must Be "eradicated by Any Means"
2	2 Vote	EU Member States Invite Britain to Remain Silent
2	2 Vote	High Tech Lock Is Invincible to People Who Pour Ketchup Wrong